Talk the talk or walk the walk?

Over the years in this business I have discovered a few things; there are those who seem to like to talk about meeting and those who actually meet me. This has been highlighted over the past few weeks with the type of enquiries I’ve been getting, and although I have a fun, chatty, playful streak I prefer to keep booking arrangements more businesslike. If you’re concerned I’m not friendly enough just pick up the phone for a chat; you’ll soon see what I’m like. So for the genuine amongst you here are some pointers to avoid being labelled a wrong’un…

• Being asked questions is par of the course, however, there is a danger of appearing to only be after what I describe as “wank fodder”, where the man asks (often numerous) questions that require titillating details to be divulged. I offer a real life sexual encounter, which works well for those who visit. What I DO NOT offer is emailed wank fodder or a phone sex line. There’s a fine line between potential clients clarifying what they can and can’t do/trying to find out whether we would be a good match, and being a bit of a perv or fishing for (often irrelevant) info. Examples are:
  
  “I enjoy giving a partner as much pleasure as I receive so can I ask what kind of things excite you?” (This makes great wank fodder so, of course you can ask…when you meet me. I’m happy give you detailed info then).
  
  “I enjoy using my hands and fingers so what's the maximum number your happy taking?” (answering questions like this always opens up correspondence that would be great wank fodder, because no sooner have I replied I will get another email asking “is it OK to do XYZ then?” or “How do you like it?”).
  
  “Would you describe yourself as tight?” (The strange thing is that I can’t recall a single man who’s actually met who has asked this question. Hmmm, funny that eh?)
  
  Or the best example of someone giving the impression of being after wank fodder that I’ve had for a while. Each time I answered a question he’d ask another (no, he didn’t verify his ID and we never did meet)…
  “I'm interested in having a good rimming session with you…I love rimming a lady and enjoy slipping my tongue inside a bit too if that's ok?”
  
  “do you allow any playing with fingers? Not inserting (unless you like that), just stroking and caressing around the hole on the outside?”
  
  “I'd love to put my fingers in your pussy whilst I'm rimming you! You like that then?”
  
  “which position is your favourite to be rimmed in?”
  
  “Does it turn you on having fingers in your pussy at the same time?”
  
  “Ever had the urge to have a finger inside your bum?”

The “clever” ones (or should I say, the worst offenders) will ask at least one open question per email thus prolonging the correspondence. What could have taken one five minute phone call has then taken numerous emails and made me question their motives in the process. At what stage do I have to make a judgment on someone’s motives and decide enough’s enough? So, if you would genuinely like to meet, here is an example of a perfect email which is short and to the point, with all the details required:

“Hello [insert escort’s name]

I’ve read your website and am interested in booking some time with you. Are you available on X(day) at X(time) for X(duration) or alternatively [insert other suitable days].

Regards

[Your name]”

If you have a specific query (when you are after anything where you are unsure if the lady offers it or not) then something like this is ideal:

“Hello [insert escort’s name]

I’m interested in booking some time with you for tuition as I’d like to become more confident sexually and learn how to be a better lover, to learn techniques such as XYZ to please a woman. What I have in mind is [this that and the other], is that something you offer? If so, are you available on X(day) at X(time) for X(duration) or alternatively [insert other suitable days].

Regards

[Your name]”

• Until we meet, discussions about my personal life i.e. anything about what I do outside of my escort work, is off limits. I can't see why anyone genuine needs to know whether I have lots of orgasms with my partner or whether I like to masturbate when I’m not working, in order to decide whether to meet me or not. Curiosity killed the cat! If you do then please leave a comment explaining.
  

• I realise I am very strict with ID verification and understand that would put a fair few of you off, but all I ask is that before you get in touch with me you feel OK with going through this procedure, thanks. Details of the information I will need from you before I can reserve the time you want can be found on the Booking page of my website. There are no exceptions to this rule, no matter how nice you sound, sorry. I get the impression that it’s a sticking point for some, which is very frustrating after batting numerous emails backwards and forwards, deciding on a date and time, only for them to not verify their ID. Of course I have no way of knowing whether these men were serious about meeting and perhaps something cropped up, as they rarely tell me they can no longer make that date we organised. They just go quiet…after lots of “I’ll call tomorrow/I’ll verify my ID soon”. Thankfully I work strictly on a no verification no booking system (so never reserve provisional dates), which at least means I’m not turning real bookings down.